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Beyonce: I have a show in Ireland.

Harry Styles: oh well stay safe, that place is crawling in humjigs.
Humjig by mcrandadog February 8, 2019
Words you can keep
noun; when an obese person, seeing a piece of ham becomes so enraptured, that they dance with glee.
I saw my friend's mom doing a hamjig the other day!
That hamjig was full of jiggling, pasty flesh.
Hamjig by Darvin January 15, 2007
Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.
Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.
humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

Humdiggity 

A made up language, originating from if Canada had it's own language.
"How would you say make it rain in Humdiggity? Ermbergashlerbden, eh?"
Humdiggity by Humdiggity August 21, 2017

humdigger 

while very fucked up, and you need a new word to call someone.. call them a humdigger. humdigger can mean anything your little heart desires.

use it as an insult, use it as a compliment, and even use it sexually!
can i touch your humdigger?
humdigger by pdub$$ August 15, 2011

Himjigjuggalaboo 

when you are stapled to a tree while getting a smithing

Girls love it.
Guy: I totally gave Himjigjuggalaboo to my friend Paul!

Guy's Friend: Lol fag
-A Hokkien word that means no balls or shrunken balls
-A phrase that denominates cowardly behaviour
-Typically use on a person that only keyboard warrior aka Joshua Tan
A: Fking humji dog, say want to break our legs, end up behind computer only.
humji by jy69 October 2, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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