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Humid Skid
The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
Related Words
Humik • Humility • Humidititties • humiliation • Himiko Toga • himiko yumeno • Humie • Humina Humina • humi • humid
Himiko Toga
Himiko Toga by It’s fucking pink, bitch August 15, 2018
Himiko Toga
Toga is a lovable bisexual psychopath from the anime My Hero Academia. She aspires to become whoever she falls in love with.
Quirk: She can transform in to anyone she consumes the blood of.
Quirk: She can transform in to anyone she consumes the blood of.
Friend: Hey, have you ever heard of Himiko Toga?
Other friend: Yeah! That one psychopath from My Hero Academia?
Friend: Yup, that's her!
Other friend: Yeah! That one psychopath from My Hero Academia?
Friend: Yup, that's her!
Himiko Toga by Chopytuspie101 November 23, 2020
Humidititties
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
Himiko toga
Himiko toga by Blip_Bloop January 11, 2021
Humie
Derived from the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 universes, Humie is often used by the Orks to refer to Humans, (Imperial Guard or Space Marines). It is not necessarily in a derogatory tone but being orks, it usually is.
This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
Dem humies be wantin' a fight, we'll giv 'em a fight!
More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
Humie by KrazyMonkey June 14, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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