Humid titties
Humid titties by ThatGayBitch-Angelle August 18, 2018
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Humid-a-tittie
Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.
Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.
Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.
When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.
Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.
When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
Humid-a-tittie by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
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It's so hot, i have humititties.
I can't wear grey tops in this heat. It shows the outline of my humitittes.
I can't wear grey tops in this heat. It shows the outline of my humitittes.
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when the weather is causing swamp ass for the upper portion of your body. use in lieu of "boob sweat".
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