Definitions by AmeDame
Yater
A combination of the Old English definition of YATES, or Gatekeeper, and HATER, a person who is a humongous, easily offended turd.
Social media, broadcast news, print, billboards, Thanksgiving dinner - please tell me again one-sidedly why you are offended by everything, you YATER.
Humid-a-tittie
Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.
Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.
Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.
When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.
Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.
When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
Humid-a-tittie by AmeDame July 9, 2021
MacGyver Jeans
MacGyver Jeans by AmeDame March 7, 2019