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human race 

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
human race by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014

Humancentric 

Humancentric hu.maan.sen.trik

adjective
1. to hear, understand, move and acknowledge our nature with calm, empathy and nurturing thought that releases intelligent compassion in the world

2. deviating from typical mundane social behaviors; an intentional approach to life and living that is highly considerate of the ramifications of one's ripple upon the pond of life.

Humancentric, noun
3. a person whose behaviour, personality or set of beliefs reflects a state of living and being that is in constant evolution as awareness of one's movement and action upon other people

4. a social construct that is deliberate in design and development to equitably address human need without prejudice or harm to any person or the world.

Humancentricity, adj
Example
Humancentric adj;
1. Michael is humancentric; he clearly is prudent in his actions among his coworkers and they clearly benefit from his counsel and are inspired by his example.

2. Humancentric economics cannot exist in a free market where special interest groups or persons are permitted to manipulate the market.

Humancentric noun;
3. A humancentric cannot govern from the political right or the political left; a humancentric seeks only to govern their life in the most altruistic sense.
Humancentric by a'Ali de Sousa June 27, 2012

humancentipad 

the humancentipad is an apple product introduce in april 2011. it is a web appliance that is part human part centipede and part web browser, emailing device.

It was created by sewing 3 volunteers ( who agreed to the new terms and service of the Itunes music terms EULA) mouth to anus and taping an iphone to the forehead of the first individual, and an ipad to the anus of the last human thus creating the humancentipad.
why won't the humancentipad learn how to read?

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth

The Human Race

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.
The Human Race by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

HumanCentipublican 

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.
We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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