Little Hulton, also known as LH, is a small shit hole containing a combo of council estates in Salford, Manchester. If you’re looking for a vacation here, I
hope you have got your trivago receipt as you
may have mistakened it for somewhere else, as LH is not exactly a tourist hotspot. The only tourist attractions here will not attract you but they will probably try to get onto you via snapchat by sending you a picture of them with a
joint inbetween their fingers with their EA7 tracksuit on and their hand down their
pants asking for a shag, spelt
wrong. Walking around will lead to you witnessing
bare roadmen stood in groups in random car parks who stink of
richmond cigs which they just robbed from premier shop, wearing kings will dream tracksuit, nike air max, a shit £2 chain from shop on precinct and talking about aitch and how they’re going to shank or shag your
mum, and spitting bars from grime. Buses which go through LH are the
68, 36, 551, 553 and 38. LH borders with other shitholes: farnworth, bolton, walkden, etc. The best part of little Hulton is the exit, if you are able to exit due to you being dead because of the daily shankings, shootings and robbings.
Non-LHer:
Hi, can I get directions out of Little Hulton please?
Dylan: suck you’re
mum u fucking
slag i will shank u dissing man’s cuntry do 1