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Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

South Hudson Institute of Technology 

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.
Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

Humongous big 

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.
Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.
Humongous big by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

Hudenhohn 

A northern European-Germanic word that is meant to insult those who do not understand the real meaning behind said word by not understanding portmanteau and its intention to simply insult someone based on their actions. Thus becoming a word with many meanings, leaving it up for interpretation depending on who says it, how they say it and in what form of context.
"Wow, this guy stole my bike. What a Hudenhohn."

"Hudenhohn, why did you buy gold for?"

"You don't know what Hudenhohn means? Lmao, Hudenhohn."

"Dude stop being a Hudenhohn and give me some money."
Hudenhohn by RingRings August 22, 2021

Hudson Valley 

A region streching from the Bronx to Albany. It includes the immediate suburbs of NYC (Westchester, Rockland), the NYC exurbs (Orange, Putnam, Dutchess), and the upper hudson valley (Idont remember the counties). Generally a mix of suburbs and exurbs, but once you get past Poughkeepsie its all farm land. Considered upstate to city people.

oh, and by the way, monticello is not part of the hudson valley.
Hudson Valley by BonFYa August 24, 2009

Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.
My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.
Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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