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How to Masturbate 

First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.

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Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....
Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)
How to Masturbate by CumDrinker September 2, 2005
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How to Masturbate 

For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.
Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.
How to Masturbate by hornybitchh_ February 25, 2021

how to masturbate 

girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)

guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)
how to masturbate by sexybaby August 5, 2003

How to masturbate 

How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself
Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style
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