Hovag 

A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.

He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.

If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.

-Did you share a bed with Hovag?
~Yeah! He made me take down the gay divider too!
-Yikes that is definitely a Hovag.

Hovag by daguav April 19, 2022

Hovag's fake yeezys 

Hovag's fake yeezys.

Person 1: You like my new shoes vro?
Person 2: MAAAAAnn those look more faker than Hovag's fake yeezys.

Hovag's fake yeezys by lil cont April 20, 2018

Hodago 

Person; A prostitute who arrives at your given location.

Woke up with a wood! I need a hodago to get her hoeass over here and fix it!

Hodago by Leigh5280 July 19, 2016

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

hoagie sandwich by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

Hoagie Guy 

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.

"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"

Hoagie Guy by danns January 13, 2009

hoagie load 

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.

"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."

hoagie load by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011

better hoagie down 

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

better hoagie down by jernsdeath May 3, 2023