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Hovag
A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.
He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.
If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.
He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.
If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026