House intro 

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.

House intro by JackTracker December 18, 2008

USPS Crashed Into My House 

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

USPS Crashed Into My House by DampBongo March 24, 2021

International goth girl breaks into your house day

February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.

Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf

International goth girl breaks into your house day by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Gone into the shit house

Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)

Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.

(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.

(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.

Gone into the shit house by The Snowman April 7, 2023

People who move into the chapter house 

Who move into the frat house

People who move into the chapter house are homosexual

People who move into the chapter house by Ralyn teat September 12, 2019