House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.

We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.

House Humping by AllAroundMe November 30, 2010

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horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.

Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?

horse humping bitch by r milazzo October 10, 2007

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Humping Hose

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

Humping Hose by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

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humping hose

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.

Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.

humping hose by hosehumper November 17, 2016

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horsehumpingthundercunt

dirty, nasty bitch of a woman.

that horsehumpingthundercunt didnt give me the right change.
OR
your moms a horsehumpingthundercunt

horsehumpingthundercunt by Fast Eddie48 June 24, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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