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House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.
We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.
House Humping by AllAroundMe November 30, 2010
Words you can keep

horse humping bitch 

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.
Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?
horse humping bitch by r milazzo October 10, 2007

Humping Hose 

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.
We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade
Humping Hose by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

humping hose 

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.
Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.
humping hose by hosehumper November 17, 2016

horsehumpingthundercunt 

that horsehumpingthundercunt didnt give me the right change.
OR
your moms a horsehumpingthundercunt
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