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House Beaner 

Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.
Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.
House Beaner by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021

beaver house 

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.
beaver house by tomacato flower August 28, 2016

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

horse beaver 

A female human with two buck teeth who wears her hair in a ponytail.
Dude check out that chick Stephanie, what a horse beaver!
horse beaver by Swillard McGee September 19, 2009

Housebeater 

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.
Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"
Housebeater by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008