House Beaner

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A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.

“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020

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House Beaner

Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.

Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.

House Beaner by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021

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beaver house

An alternative word for "damn"

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.

beaver house by tomacato flower August 28, 2016

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Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

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horse beaver

A female human with two buck teeth who wears her hair in a ponytail.

Dude check out that chick Stephanie, what a horse beaver!

horse beaver by Swillard McGee September 19, 2009

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Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

Housebeater by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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