Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.
Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.
Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.
Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"