houmous 

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

houmous by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006

Houmous 

A really nice dip for stuff like vegetable sticks and breadsticks and pitta bread. It is made out of chickpeas, lemon juice, garlic and a load of other random junk (not the southern kind).

MMMMMMMMMM this houmous is YUMARAMA!

Houmous by THE CUPCAKE MONSTER! March 30, 2009

houmous 

a massive greasy toenail

ruby had a houmous

houmous by ruby4859295 October 28, 2020

Houmous and Pitta 

Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.

"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"

Houmous and Pitta by SirHoundalot May 22, 2009

Rump Houmous 

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

Rump Houmous by martallica May 25, 2010

Homous Domous 

Noun: A mildly derogatory term derived from the Greek "Homid" and the Latin "Dominy", loosely translated as moosemung or asswipe. Not fo be confused with Dingock, which is a stronger libelous term.

You, my friend, are a complete Homous Domous! Quit while you are ahead!

Homous Domous by KY2 January 5, 2008

Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

Houmoused by Stads365 March 20, 2009