Hotter Potter

Hotter Potter is the nickname for Wilbur Soot, between me and a lot of friends. There is a fan club for Hotter Potter, and Fro Gweaser (TommyInnit), but this is about Hotter Potter-

The origin of the nickname: Once upon a time, I showed my friend a picture of him and he said he looked like older and hotter Harry Potter.

Me: LOOK AT HOW HOT HOTTER POTTER IS
My friend: OML HOTTER POTTER WHY YOU SO HOT?!

Hotter Potter by n30fvck1ngs00t September 20, 2021

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hooter pooter

Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.

Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.

hooter pooter by B.J. Rowling March 8, 2009

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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter

Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.

Kentucky pooter hooter by M-Dummy May 19, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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