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hot tomale

Too hot to be handled. One fine human being. To be smoking hot.
Alexis is one hot tomale.
by Alexis O. September 20, 2003
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Hot tomale

A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.
(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomale?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm a dumbass.
B: I know.
by Leslie83c May 2, 2009
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hot tomale

1.An individual that has obtained an extreme amount of hotness.
2. see strapping young lad
by hag January 5, 2004
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Hot Tomale

When a guy covers his dick in hot sauce and then fucks a woman. Can also put hot sauce on fingers and fingerbang.

For full effect, couple this with a Dirty Sanchez for the ultimate "South of the Border" experience.
Person 1: Did you hear what Tom did last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he gave her the Hot Tomale!
Person 1: Bet that's the last time she ever wants Mexican food.
by The real Old Gregg June 18, 2009
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sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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Hot Tamale Train

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.
Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."
by J Lig June 26, 2008
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