hot log 

A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.

"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."

hot log by GreBo Goryerum September 15, 2006

Hot Log 

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

Hot Log by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

hot log 

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

hot log by nommachine November 28, 2010

hot logging 

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

hot logging by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018

Hot Logan 

A Hot Logan is a sexual act in which you are insert small dildos in between your fingers and penetrate each lower hole in the body. This works with both males and females.

Diego and I are going to do a Hot Logan on our friend, wanna join?

Hot Logan by SmellsFishy111 February 23, 2021

hot logic 

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.

Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.

hot logic by NHMatt September 8, 2021

Flamin’ Hot Logs 

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

Flamin’ Hot Logs by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022