NHMatt's definitions

cake walk

Situation when no toilet paper (or suitable substitute) is left in or close to the bathroom, resulting in having to walk elsewhere where a wiping material is available. Said walk is known as a "cake walk", as material becomes caked between the butt cheeks.

Oh, dude.. I hid all the toilet paper downstairs, forcing Pete to do a cake walk!

by NHMatt November 22, 2011

hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.

Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.

by NHMatt September 8, 2021

nuggetize

The action of transforming normal objects into smaller, manageable pieces. To convert into nuggets. To offer in nugget form.

Oh, dude... Wendy's nuggetized their spicy chicken sandwich!

by NHMatt September 6, 2013