During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.
She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.
Used in contrast to the regulardefinition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5
The combination of the words Hot and Lauren. It means a state beyond any point of degrees that is measurable. It also is so hot that only I can touch or look at it. Im that good. So is HotLauren.
Luke: Dude how hotlauren is this!
Jamesgilb: Where I cant see??!?!
Luke: Its too hotlauren for you.
Jamesgilb: You are the king *Bows down*
Luke: I swear im the king man.
Lauren: Can anyone even see me?
Luke: Only me HotLauren.
Lauren: K.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).