Hot Hans

Defecating on a glass table while a man named Hans observes from below. Also must be performed within the borders of Germany.

You haven't lived till you've received a hot Hans. It's the best!

by Loafstyle1 July 10, 2010

hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.

Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson

by miss colleen August 8, 2008