hot ham 

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hot ham by shf;adjf January 14, 2020

Hot Ham 

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

Hot Ham by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

Hot Ham and Cheese by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

Hot Ham and Cheese by Anonymous January 20, 2003

hot ham on a kaiser 

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

hot ham on a kaiser by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

Hot Ham and Cheese by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Hot Ham Sandwich 

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

Hot Ham Sandwich by moomaster January 16, 2010