You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.
"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"
"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
by Mysticircle373 September 08, 2016
Get the Chicken Pot Piemug. When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.
"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016
Get the Hot Ham and Cheesemug.