Hot Food

( verb)

1 • A Michael Rosen meme.

Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-

Hot Food by RedUnderscore October 27, 2020

Hot Food

You know when your having those hardcore munchies after smoking the cheeba, nothing satisfies it more than Hot Food! *Hot food can come in many different varities* Often best when paid for and delivered by someone else

Ed: Who would wanna join us for the game?
Kevin: Mike
Coady: Tell him to bring Hot Food!

Hot Food by Foug March 26, 2003

hot food theory 

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)

a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr

hot food theory by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020

Hot Food Hands 

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

Hot Food Hands by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

Fast Food Hot 

When you pull up to the drive through at a fast food restaurant, and the girl who takes your order sounds really hot over the intercom, but when you get your food you find out that shes unattractive and overweight.

"Yo Tyler, this girl that you just ordered your gordita from sounds really hot." "Dont worry about it Blake, im sure shes just Fast Food Hot"

Fast Food Hot by Tee Bell April 30, 2008

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021