Definitions by RedUnderscore
Sayori
(v.) The act of hanging oneself, typically due to clinical depression (1).
(n.) A character in the psychological horror visual novel game Doki Doki Literature Club (2).
(1): Suicide by hanging (as well as suicide in general) is HIGHLY discouraged. DO NOT do it; if you feel like doing it, seek help immediately (for the US, call the 988 Crisis Hotline).
(2): Free to download on Steam or at ddlc.moe. This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.
(n.) A character in the psychological horror visual novel game Doki Doki Literature Club (2).
(1): Suicide by hanging (as well as suicide in general) is HIGHLY discouraged. DO NOT do it; if you feel like doing it, seek help immediately (for the US, call the 988 Crisis Hotline).
(2): Free to download on Steam or at ddlc.moe. This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.
Person 1: Hey, I heard that this middle schooler hung themself the other day. Pretty screwed up, right?
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's pretty sad that they committed Sayori.
Person 1: (uncomprehendingly) ...What?
Person 2: Oh, you've never heard of Doki Doki Literature Club... well, go download it on Steam, because I'm not spoiling it. At least, not any more than I just did. Ahaha!
Person 3: (listening in) *Vietnam flashbacks*
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's pretty sad that they committed Sayori.
Person 1: (uncomprehendingly) ...What?
Person 2: Oh, you've never heard of Doki Doki Literature Club... well, go download it on Steam, because I'm not spoiling it. At least, not any more than I just did. Ahaha!
Person 3: (listening in) *Vietnam flashbacks*
Sayori by RedUnderscore December 8, 2023
TikTok
A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.
1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…
TikTok by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023
three
Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.
Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.
Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.
Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?
three by RedUnderscore September 18, 2023
hanging out
Mc: asks sayori if she's up for hanging out later
Sayori: k
Also sayori: hangs a noose
MC: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Sayori: k
Also sayori: hangs a noose
MC: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
hanging out by RedUnderscore March 14, 2022
No-Visor
1 (noun) • The character in the among us animation, “The Legend of No-Visor” by GameTunes. He often quotes his own name, and often captures crewmates and curses them to roam the halls of The Skeld as a ghost.
No-Visor ghosts before they kill you: No-Visor, No-Visor, we will make you one of us.
You (presumably, in the situation): *screams in agony and pain*
You (presumably, in the situation): *screams in agony and pain*
No-Visor by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021
I shouldn’t have asked
Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.
I shouldn’t have asked by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021
Hot Food
Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
Hot Food by RedUnderscore October 27, 2020