Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Hosto 

Hosto or husto (Filipino) is from the word host. Also HARVATERO. It means a male GRO in a nightclub in Japan or a male Geisha to be specific. A night-shift worker in general.

Miguel is a hosto In Okinawa.

Hosto by Cyclonetrading June 21, 2021

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Northwest Houston 

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

Northwest Houston by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019