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Hosery is a naughty boy
Stop that Hosery to steal my phone
Hosery by Kxckvjxz;kzv February 5, 2022
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hosery • hoser • hoery • hosiery • Hobery • HONERY!! • Hoser Poser • hoseyn • Hoerya • hoesery

ass horsery 

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
ass horsery by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014
Someone who practices being a hoe.
That bitch be doin hoery.
hoery by Seb Savage January 12, 2008
Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.
Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!
hoser by hot22 May 20, 2007

hi hosey 

Boston slang for "I call" or "I lay claim to." For example, "Hi hosey the front seat!" is the same thing as "Shotgun!" or "Shotty!"
Hi hosey your little sister's virginity!
hi hosey by Nicholas D September 22, 2006
The act of being a hoe, as in sluttin around
Gurrrrl, we bout to be doing all kinds of hosiery things in the club this weekend.
Hosiery by BaconzBitz August 27, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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