Horsie Cock

A mini horse cock, typically on a male pony

You seen the Horsie Cock on that thing? It’s on a pony, but it is twice as big as Timmys’!

by Cheshire_-_ May 30, 2018

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

The giant horse cock

It weighs over 11 pounds

Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

by Wesseldeweasel August 27, 2022

horse cock

A concrete vibrator

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016

horse cock

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

horse cock

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.

"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"

by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022