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Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.
I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

Horse-Cock Sandwich 

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.
Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
Horse-Cock Sandwich by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

The giant horse cock 

It weighs over 11 pounds
Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

horse cock 

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.
horse cock by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016

horse cock 

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.
Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.
horse cock by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

horse cock 

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"
horse cock by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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