Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Horsham
- v. - To have anal sex with a woman while fisting her.
- n. - Town, northern suburb of Philadelphia.
- n. - Town, northern suburb of Philadelphia.
Related Words
Horshamite
A rich and privileged retired white Conservative voter with deep seated hatred for the poor, disabled and foreign.
Horshamite by Jeremy Quin August 10, 2022
Horsham
-n- A suburban town in the middle of nowhere outside of philly. Its also known to be a stuck up rich kid town. There is nothing to do except go to the movies or bowling, or mostly known diner Lancers.
Horsham by unkown hippo November 19, 2006
Horsham Hand Gernade
When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).
I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.
Horsham Hand Gernade by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009
Horsham
Horsham unfortunately is a very much unheard of town in australia in western victoria. It contains many diverse people... Most of which can't tell you there original gender. Horsham itself consists of almost 20,000 people and has it's own myspace page claiming horsham is only 99 years of age. People here generally make themselves easy to date and won't stick with a girlfriend/boyfriend for more than a week. It has a few schools of which contain equal masses of bogans. and only 10% of it's population ever completed their final year of school.
It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.
It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.
Been to horsham lately?
Yeah walked through the park at 2am wearing a pink T-shirt
Really?
Yeah, an emo came over and made out with me,'cept I cut my lip on her percing.
That is bad, maybe if you went all the way through high school and didn't constantly change gender this wouldn't have happened
Like you can talk, you work under a street lamp.
Well it works in a town with a name like horsham.
Yeah, fair enough.
So how's your girlfriend?
Dumped her yesterday, we'd been going out for way to long..
How long?
3 hours.
Yeah walked through the park at 2am wearing a pink T-shirt
Really?
Yeah, an emo came over and made out with me,'cept I cut my lip on her percing.
That is bad, maybe if you went all the way through high school and didn't constantly change gender this wouldn't have happened
Like you can talk, you work under a street lamp.
Well it works in a town with a name like horsham.
Yeah, fair enough.
So how's your girlfriend?
Dumped her yesterday, we'd been going out for way to long..
How long?
3 hours.
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026