Horseriding

Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.

at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding

if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider

by GrassBuster July 12, 2022

Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton

" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Horsedingo

When one has a large flaccid penis that often shows itself through a tight article of clothing, such as a speedo or boxer-briefs; a derivative of Mandingo

Hub: Dang Brett that's quite the package you got there.

Brett: Thanks!

Hub: You're hung like a horse!

Brett: Yeah like a Mandingo !

Hub: What a Horsedingo!

by Hubdingo October 28, 2012

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

horse riding

To do heroin by shooting up or snorting.

Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"

by don of marmet August 26, 2007

dumb horse riding

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape

-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!

by cinzano January 20, 2009

horse riding

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.

guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...

by horsaphile July 29, 2012