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Horseriding 

Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.
at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding

if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider
Horseriding by GrassBuster July 12, 2022
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Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton
" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"
Texas horseriding by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Horsedingo 

When one has a large flaccid penis that often shows itself through a tight article of clothing, such as a speedo or boxer-briefs; a derivative of Mandingo
Hub: Dang Brett that's quite the package you got there.

Brett: Thanks!

Hub: You're hung like a horse!

Brett: Yeah like a Mandingo !

Hub: What a Horsedingo!
Horsedingo by Hubdingo October 28, 2012

bareback horse riding 

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.
I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

horse riding 

Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"
horse riding by don of marmet August 26, 2007

dumb horse riding 

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape
-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!
dumb horse riding by cinzano January 20, 2009

horse riding 

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.
guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...
horse riding by horsaphile July 29, 2012