Horse-semen
Horse-semen by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Horse Semen
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Horse Semen by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
Related Words
Horse-semen • Semen Horse • semen hose • horse • horse girl • horse cock • horse face • horse shoes • horse's ass • horse apples
Horse Semen
Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
Horse Semen by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022
Semen Horse
the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i
s e m e n h o r s e semen horse
Y a y
Sore man hat
Sir men hoard
Sea moon hoove
Salamander heart
Soup mop hole
Sherlock holmes
Sheep mutt hell
Shore mint hand
Salmon house
Sigma hen
Sand mic whore
Saul goodman hope
Spin min hits
Spoiled milk hints
Skimmed mind hunts
Suck my hair
Stool month hind
Skunk mean hockey
Sold mold hold
Sun more hucks
Sleep main hedge
Stud munk heaven
Sore moose hill
Seek mom hack
Slay muffin hook
Shirt morph hooligan
Sum mum hum
Sun mun hun
Sushi mush hush
Slick med head
Shark mesh hulk
Sunday hump
Spoon much hub
Storm perm tilt
Stunned dung beetle
Ash club force
Y a y
Sore man hat
Sir men hoard
Sea moon hoove
Salamander heart
Soup mop hole
Sherlock holmes
Sheep mutt hell
Shore mint hand
Salmon house
Sigma hen
Sand mic whore
Saul goodman hope
Spin min hits
Spoiled milk hints
Skimmed mind hunts
Suck my hair
Stool month hind
Skunk mean hockey
Sold mold hold
Sun more hucks
Sleep main hedge
Stud munk heaven
Sore moose hill
Seek mom hack
Slay muffin hook
Shirt morph hooligan
Sum mum hum
Sun mun hun
Sushi mush hush
Slick med head
Shark mesh hulk
Sunday hump
Spoon much hub
Storm perm tilt
Stunned dung beetle
Ash club force
Semen Horse by gognel house May 21, 2023
semen hose
semen hose by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026