Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
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Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".