Horny morny

When someone is horny in a situation where they shouldn't be hornyi

-Wow just watched some midget porn. Not my proudest fap
-horny morny again with dem midgies?

by Walwal June 12, 2018

morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

by Trolle March 7, 2008

hornymorny

How it feels to wake up first thing in the morning and be really turned on.

Person 1: "How are you feeling?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm feeling hornymorny."

by alot-of-axolotl September 26, 2021