horny cow 

one cow wants to do another cow

penis in vagina, feels good

horny cow by g-unit May 13, 2005

Horny Cow 

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.

We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.

Horny Cow by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021

Horny Cow 

A fat chick that gets horny after stuffing her face with corn dogs, tacos and anything that represents a cock. Usually happens at the food festival.

Leon: dude look at the Horny Cow.

Chris:She most likely had a hot dog.

Horny Cow by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

horny cowboy 

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

horny cowboy by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

horns on a cow [horns on the cow] 

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.

girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

horns on a cow [horns on the cow] by Lennie:) March 13, 2012

hornycow 

A girl who's survival depends on regular sex .

She's a hornycow !!! Her boyfriend's out for one week and she looks like she's starving !!!!

hornycow by Ostreitz April 9, 2004