Hornstalk

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1. When somebody has a raging boner in the middle of a school class or lecture.

2. When you get a hand job and it is stopped short, leaving you with a raging boner.

"Dude your boner is HUGE"
*Looks down
"Yeah, I got a MAJOR Hornstalk

Hornstalk by SuperDevilHorns May 10, 2012

Words you can keep

Cornstalker

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.

Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.

Cornstalker by DLIBRA December 6, 2009

Related Words

Hornstalk • horny talking • Cornstalker • Hornstar • cornstalk dick • Hoopstalk • Hornostalgia • Hornshack • hornstull • Hornswallowed

Hoopstalk

the hoops dude who sends a shit ton of paragraphs and is british and smelly

oh yeah that hoopstalk dude sends bunch of woke shit

Hoopstalk by Rcarroll June 28, 2020

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

Kentucky Cornstalk by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Hornostalgia

The feeling of nostalgia, as it relates to being young & horny.

Ex. 1 "Disney's Atlantis is a source of Hornostalgia for a lot of millennials."

Ex. 2 "I just got tickets to Space Jam 2!"
"Big Lebron fan?"
"No, Lola just just makes me Hornostalgic."

Hornostalgia by Big Papa J April 26, 2023

hornstull

The most beautiful part of the island "södermalm" of the archipelago that forms Sweden's capital, Stockholm. Hornstull is notorious for it's many restaurants, cafes and bars and is known for it's bohemian air. Local people refer to Hornstull as "horan" as a short of Hornstull or "knivsöder" because of the many stabbing incidents reported in the area in the mid 50s.

Oh, how magnifisent it is here in Hornstull.

hornstull by apan May 2, 2005

Cornstalker

A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.

1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker

Cornstalker by arbitraryone April 5, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026