Hornstalk 

1. When somebody has a raging boner in the middle of a school class or lecture.

2. When you get a hand job and it is stopped short, leaving you with a raging boner.

"Dude your boner is HUGE"
*Looks down
"Yeah, I got a MAJOR Hornstalk

Hornstalk by SuperDevilHorns May 10, 2012

Cornstalker 

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.

Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.

Cornstalker by DLIBRA December 6, 2009

Hoopstalk 

the hoops dude who sends a shit ton of paragraphs and is british and smelly

oh yeah that hoopstalk dude sends bunch of woke shit

Hoopstalk by Rcarroll June 28, 2020

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

Kentucky Cornstalk by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Hornostalgia 

The feeling of nostalgia, as it relates to being young & horny.

Ex. 1 "Disney's Atlantis is a source of Hornostalgia for a lot of millennials."

Ex. 2 "I just got tickets to Space Jam 2!"
"Big Lebron fan?"
"No, Lola just just makes me Hornostalgic."

Hornostalgia by Big Papa J April 26, 2023

hornstull

The most beautiful part of the island "södermalm" of the archipelago that forms Sweden's capital, Stockholm. Hornstull is notorious for it's many restaurants, cafes and bars and is known for it's bohemian air. Local people refer to Hornstull as "horan" as a short of Hornstull or "knivsöder" because of the many stabbing incidents reported in the area in the mid 50s.

Oh, how magnifisent it is here in Hornstull.

hornstull by apan May 2, 2005

Cornstalker 

A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.

1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker

Cornstalker by arbitraryone April 5, 2010