A new Yorker who makes frequent trips to a city in North Carolina called Charlotte, mainly for their leisure of riding up and down modern elevators which they claim have superiority to new York City.

My frirnd the Charlotte Hornrt is going to Charlotte for summer vacation.

Charlotte Hornrt by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 22, 2018

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Fire Hornrt

Also known as the Executioner Wasp; an ultra-rare paper wasp found only in Costa Rica, only yellow & red, which is said to have a sting so bad the bullet ant sting for comparison, is like a bee sting. It would theretically rank at a 6.0 on the Schmidt Pain Index Scale.

The entomologist got stung by a Fire Hornrt on his trip to Costa Rica.

Fire Hornrt by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 6, 2018

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Bolt hornrt

A hornrt which has an electric sting much like the tarantula hawk, but at four times the pain & lasts for an eternity

My princess hornrt got stung by a bolt hornrt

Bolt hornrt by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

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Elevator Hornrt

The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.

The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)

Elevator Hornrt by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

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