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Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat
Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat by Grampy J. June 11, 2006
hornier than a two-dicked billy goat
Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by Rusty May 12, 2003
hornier then a three peckered goat
Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.
hornier then a three peckered goat by canadarocks March 3, 2009
hornier than a two-dicked billy goat
hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by tracy September 6, 2003
Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch
When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch by poonpatch June 25, 2009
james horner
james horner by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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