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The angry, touchy, all around unpleasant nature one gets in when they're so horny it makes them ornary and surly to all who interact with them.
Man, my girlfriend has been out of town for three weeks and I got so hornary I shouted at my boss for taking my stapler. I had to rub one out at lunch so I'd calm down.
Hornary by DickySimms September 2, 2010
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Hornariphic 

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.
Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..
Hornariphic by diz1776 April 17, 2009
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1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.
Horngry by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
The act of going for a laundry with a hardon or being horny
" I'm just gonna horndry my clothes"

Or
I'm going for a horndry!
Horndry by Zoyka5 December 30, 2012
Hungry and Horny at the same time.
Homer Simpson is in a purpetual state of horngryness.
horngry by Jesus Christ the 2nd August 12, 2005
Word of the Day on October 3, 2017
horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any
Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.
hornery by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004
The problem of being hungry and horny at the same time.
James "I am so Horngry that I am going to fuck this sandwich, then eat it."
Horngry by Jwood02 July 3, 2010