Hornbeek

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Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

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Hornbeek

A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great athlete with great speed and agility. You cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.

That girl is lucky to have a Hornbeek.

Hornbeek is the perfect guy.

Hornbeek by Flabbergasted donkey November 22, 2021

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Hornbeck

A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

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jaxon hornbeck

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Hornbecked

The level of alcohol intoxication that is just a cunt hair below death. This level of intoxication is almost impossible to obtain.

"Dude... I went to the bar last night, ran a $400 tab. Got so Hornbecked that I walked into someone else's house and pissed in the fridge!"

Hornbecked by greekgoddess2009 July 28, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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