Hornbeek

Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

Hornbeek

A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great athlete with great speed and agility. You cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.

That girl is lucky to have a Hornbeek.

Hornbeek is the perfect guy.

Hornbeek by Flabbergasted donkey November 22, 2021

Hornbeck 

A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

jaxon hornbeck 

man whore
tiny penis

a horny semi gay idiot
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he likes porn hub

maddison lover

stupid ass city/county boy

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don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.

jaxon hornbeck by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022

Hornbecked

The level of alcohol intoxication that is just a cunt hair below death. This level of intoxication is almost impossible to obtain.

"Dude... I went to the bar last night, ran a $400 tab. Got so Hornbecked that I walked into someone else's house and pissed in the fridge!"

Hornbecked by greekgoddess2009 July 28, 2013