Hornbeek

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Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

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Hornbeek

A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great athlete with great speed and agility. You cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.

That girl is lucky to have a Hornbeek.

Hornbeek is the perfect guy.

Hornbeek by Flabbergasted donkey November 22, 2021

Related Words

Hornbeek • Hornbeck • Hornbecked • jaxon hornbeck

Hornbeck

A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

jaxon hornbeck

man whore
tiny penis

a horny semi gay idiot
player with a tiny penis

pedo in middle school

he likes porn hub

maddison lover

stupid ass city/county boy

long tited no nipple having ass bitch

thick thighed gay queen

don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.

jaxon hornbeck by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022

Hornbecked

The level of alcohol intoxication that is just a cunt hair below death. This level of intoxication is almost impossible to obtain.

"Dude... I went to the bar last night, ran a $400 tab. Got so Hornbecked that I walked into someone else's house and pissed in the fridge!"

Hornbecked by greekgoddess2009 July 28, 2013

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026