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horizonite

a bible abusing closeminded bigot asshole, generally bred from the San Diego based highschool, Horizon. abusive, racist, sexist, overall inept for life outside the four years and four walls they are there.
that person screaming "God hates fags" is such a horizonite.
horizonite by horizon-surivivor August 22, 2011
To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.
Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?
horizoned by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 9, 2020

horizonity 

Horizonity is a monotheistic religion that worships the man, the myth, the legend, Hey_ aka The Horizon. Horizonity is based on the movement, where players try to grief paid to win Minecraft servers by the ends of lagging, duping, crashing, converting, griefing, and more examples. The teachings of Horizonity are showcased in the subreddit r/AntiP2W or the Guilded Server.
Some of the recent Paid to win Minecraft Servers being griefed can be attributed to Horizonity.

Horizontudinal 

A slow individual's way of referring to latitude
"Yo bro... I heard they can get locations from links now. All they need is your horizontudinal coordinates"

Getting Horizonned 

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).
John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"