"You're very wrong, sir. Totally wrong. Completely and utterly wrong. You're so wrong right now, I invented a new word just to describe how wrong you are. It's a combination of 'horribly, badly, wrong': horbawrong."
One whom imbibes copious amounts of vodka, while being of Ukrainian descent. Vodka is often consumed to replace the need for water. I.e. Indefiniteinebriation. This creature is not Russian, however they do share similar traits.