Hoplophiliac
Hoplophiliac by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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Homophiliac
A person who bleeds profusely when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuasion. Stemming from homophobia and hemophilia. Typically the person that has Homophilia is homophobic because of the fact that they make them bleed.
Bob"DUDE!, why are you bleeding from your pores?!?!!?!"
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Homophiliac by ORANGEjoe June 15, 2009
HOPLOPHILIA
A sexual fetish involving arousal from firearms, their use, or association with those who carry them, like police or security guards.
Many gun enthusiasts reveal a deeper pathology, their hoplophilia, when they post high volumes of photographs of their weapons instead of their partners, spouses or lovers.
HOPLOPHILIA by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025
Homophiliac
A disorder characterized by the delayed or stunted ability to tolerate gay people, often resulting in being overly nosey and judgmental towards their sexual preferences.
Jim: "Pray the gay away!"
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Homophiliac by FurryCatPaws May 30, 2018