A person who bleeds profusely when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuasion. Stemming from homophobia and hemophilia. Typically the person that has Homophilia is homophobic because of the fact that they make them bleed.
Bob"DUDE!, why are you bleeding from your pores?!?!!?!"
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
A sexual fetish involving arousal from firearms, their use, or association with those who carry them, like police or security guards.
Many gun enthusiasts reveal a deeper pathology, their hoplophilia, when they post high volumes of photographs of their weapons instead of their partners, spouses or lovers.
A disorder characterized by the delayed or stunted ability to tolerate gay people, often resulting in being overly nosey and judgmental towards their sexual preferences.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'