Hootfinckle 

(hoot-fin-kel)

-Adjective

1. one who care deeply for owls: hootfinckler

-Noun
2. an act or gesture expressing affection toward owls.

-Verb
3. to touch, stroke, etc., lightly, as if in affection
4. to treat an owl with favor, kindness, etc.
5. to have sex with an owl: bestiality.

Brian's pet owl likes to be hootfinckled.
Keith likes to hootfinckle his owl.

Hootfinckle by MadRuskii February 11, 2010