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family hooker 

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away
Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!
family hooker by Dylowned June 7, 2005

Family hopper 

One who often goes from one mommy to another
Family hopper by Dicksramazing November 28, 2021

family hopper 

a family hopper is a person who jumps from messing with one family member to another
family hopper by lololol2424 September 19, 2021