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Hooker-book

The running style of a prostitute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. The hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn't fall over.
I saw Crystal hooker-book down Pacific Avenue after a john chased her ass for stealing his wallet.
Hooker-book by La Cuntessa September 11, 2013
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Hooker Book 

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
Hooker Book by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

hooker booker 

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.
I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.
hooker booker by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next
guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.
Booker Hooker by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker
Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker
Booker Hooker by lusvig April 26, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026