Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 28, 2009

Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

hooker cooker

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

by bizznitch November 21, 2007

cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021