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Hooker Book 

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
Hooker Book by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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Hooker-book

The running style of a prostitute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. The hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn't fall over.
I saw Crystal hooker-book down Pacific Avenue after a john chased her ass for stealing his wallet.
Hooker-book by La Cuntessa September 11, 2013

hooker booker 

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.
I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.
hooker booker by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next
guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.
Booker Hooker by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker
Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker
Booker Hooker by lusvig April 26, 2019

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026