hook (with) 

v. to provide with, esp. as in narcotics.

for his 30th birthday i bought him a novelty tee, and i plan to hook him with a little somethin'-somthin' additionally.

hook (with) by nigel April 19, 2004

left hook with an uppercut 

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

left hook with an uppercut by CARS December 8, 2005

Rusty Fish hook with a twist 

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

Rusty Fish hook with a twist by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007

Wanna Hook Up With Me? 

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013

not with hook's dick 

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

not with hook's dick by Jwales December 25, 2010

Hook up with 

To take in marriage...

That's a very connected couple...the fact that the guy looks so happy with her makes me think he would hook up with her..

Hook up with by diabulus November 30, 2010

Hook it With Some Hook iT 

To hook a brotha up.

Lia,your so hot, Hook It.

First hook it with some mows, then hook it with some hook it!

Hook it With Some Hook iT by the young fresh guy September 28, 2008