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Another word for a stinky vagina.
Sounds german but its not.
You're a fucking hoognair!
Hoognair by Originalchar February 4, 2008

Pieter Van Den Hoogenband

Definition: The Best Name In The Universe, Period!

Background: Netherlands Olympic Swimmer
The winner of the 100m backstroke, Pieter Van Den Hoogenband.

hoogan bogglesnorts 

a big homo
you are a hoogan bogglesnorts
This is a Persian name and it means "Only God Stays"
Hoo = God
Mun = Stays

Hoomun = God Stays

Giving it more meaning it translates to "Everything goes and only God stays"
Hoomun by Hoomun September 5, 2009

Pieter van den Hoogenband

Gorgeous, Dutch. Hottest guy in elite swimming, known for his rivalry/love affair with Ian Thorpe and perfect teeth. Also known as Hoogie, among many other humourous variations on his surname. Has countless websites devoted to his physical perfection and the (really very obvious) relationship he and Thorpey have going, which is officially called "Thoogie".
Couldn't you just FEEL the sexual tension between Thorpey and Hoogie after the 200 Free?
Pieter van den Hoogenband by M March 18, 2005