Hoofied

Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.

"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"

While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.

Hoofied by Richard Bruce Cheney November 17, 2012

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hootiedoom

1)n. The sense of dread one gets when walking at night and hearing a Owl's call.
2)n. Uncomfortable feeling one can have due to unsettling night sounds.

I was going to walk to the parking lot to get my car but the rustling in the bushes gave me a bad case of hootiedoom and I had my friend drive me instead.

hootiedoom by Tony Harrison August 30, 2007

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Hoofied • hoofie • homofied • Hoofed • hobofied • Hoofed it • Hoodied • Hoolied • hootiedoom • Hooviedardo

Double hoodied up

When you’re sweating so hard at a video game and one hoodie is not enough to visualize how much sweat there is

Raven: “These kids are sweaty”
DuragMoneySwag: “They double hoodied up bro”

OffBrandLogic: “Yea cuz he a fuckur”

Double hoodied up by notnot_jacob June 4, 2020

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Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.

Hoofed by anonymous August 31, 2020