Hoofie

Hoofie, a selfie of your Camel Toe or in which a selfie where you have a horrendous camel toe

"Did you see that picture she took on Instagram"
"Yeah, that was on hell of a Hoofie"

by kfxo October 15, 2014

hoofie

A skank, butt slut, whore, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). This word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. This word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. So feel free to elaborate when using the word. Hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Shut the FUCK up you fucking hoofies!

You are a nasty ass hoofie.

That hoofie has way too much butt sex.

by Matt Morgan January 3, 2008

hoofie

another word for a skank or slut, preferably black, stupid person

shut the FUCK up you god damn hoofie

she is such a hoofie!

by alaska f. September 26, 2007

hoofie

When you basically have a camels hoof

Hannah Dawson from Alnwick, Northumberland has the best hoof and therefore got her name Hoofie

by garethb2k7 June 7, 2007

Hoofie

Ivermectin surreptitiously administered.

Trump slipped me a hoofie and I was instantly cured of COVID.

by Duhon Rules! February 14, 2022

the hoofie dab

The pie chucking chicken nugget loving gammon eating part time cricketer. "The Hoofie Dab"

Did you get out using the Hoofie Dab again ya piechucker?

by SundayPro September 13, 2023

speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021