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Hoobascank

Name given to the sound that is made when your head is stuck between two large breast while drinking a Dr.Pepper through a straw.

Combonation of 2 words hooba and scank to make the one, Hoobascank.
by Hoobascank October 13, 2005
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hoobaskank

Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.
Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****
by flydezine July 27, 2008
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Hoobashark

A variation of the word Hoobastank spoken only during Shark Week on Discovery Channel. Spoken by assholes :)
Pat: Hey dude, watch out your gonna spill barbeque sauce everywhere!!
Diverde: What the HOOBASHARK!!!

Pat: Shut up bitch
by SHANTHEFUCKINBIRD August 8, 2010
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Hoobastank Roughrider

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame
OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider
by rampD January 22, 2009
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hoobastank

i've listened to all of my good music, and I don't want to listen to bad music, so I'll listen to hoobastank.
by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004
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hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
by lance January 21, 2005
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Hoobastank

"Excuse me sir would you like to stay in the Hoobastank Suite?"
by Ranky Babby August 15, 2012
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